This latest spy is the strange love child of Zachariah and Jackie Chan. The product became Zackie Chan, the first psychodelic hippie martial artist gunslinging comedian. Zackie Chan does all his own stunts while on acid, this often results in massive physical injuries as this perception inhibitor causes a lack in judgement when making jumps or mistaking the fire extinguishing crew for a 6 headed hydra. I'm afraid Zackie Chan may have a limited career in the entertainment field, but will be a great spy, as he is a Hollywood fave. They love their industry scarred types. He is reporting first on his pappy's film, WHO AM I?, due to arrive in the orient in January.
Anyhow, I just heard that filming has wrapped on Jackie's newest film, which he has directed, called "Who Am I?". It will be ready for a January release (on the Chinese New Year, as is his tradition). If you don't already know, he plays a mercenary who falls out of a helicopter in Africa, losing his memory, and is then taken in by a tribe. All he can say is "Who am i?", so that's what they name him. His fellow mercs, thinking he has turned traitor, go after him, which will result in all kinds of Jackie Chan coolness, including stunts filmed in Rotterdam on the 21st story of a building (I heard something about a jump from there...can't wait to see what it is...)
