I am – Hercules!!

This kinda sounds like some junior CW publicist screwed up, but look what was buried at the bottom of Variety’s Thursday piece on The CW’s name-recognition:

While the CW hasn't officially announced any new pickups, the network did pass out materials that listed shows such as "Veronica Mars," "One Tree Hill," "Supernatural," "Gilmore Girls," "Everwood," "Reba" and "Everybody Hates Chris" as dramas and comedies "returning 2006-2007."

Huh!

Firefly: The Complete Series just went half-off -- $24.96 new!!

You say you don’t live in Los Angeles and have grown miserable hearing of Herc’s adventures at the Museum of Television’s William S. Paley Festival? Then you might have a gander at these:
2005 Paley Festival: Lost
2005 Paley Festival: Desperate Housewives
2005 Paley Festival: Boston Legal