I am – Hercules.

After tonight, no new “Gilmore Girls” until April 11, so tonight inevitably brings the big things. Spoilers ho.

The love lives of both girls come to a head. At Honor Huntzberger’s wedding, Rory learns Logan was a misbehaver following their big breakup. And Lorelai, still off-balance following the postponement of the wedding, finds herself again growing closer to Rory’s newly rich daddy. As a bonus? Paris now works for Rory at the Yale Daily News, and Zack’s putting the band back together, man!

Spoilers for episodes beyond tonight’s nest in invisotext. Logan and Rory don’t quite break up, but the April 11 episode will see Jess and Rory reunite in Philadelphia. The reunion appears to be precipitated by Jess’ Uncle Luke, who runs into him while chaperoning daughter April Nardini to a Philly mathlete meet. New “casting sides” (if you know what those are) suggest we’ll soon meet Lane’s terrifying grandmother.

8 p.m. Tuesday. The WB.

The extra-cheap “Buffy” slimsets (all the episodes and extras at a fraction of the price) ship May 30!!

“Buffy” pricing if you must have your season-sets now:
$29.99 The Complete First Season
$44.99 The Complete Second Season
$44.99 The Complete Third Season
$44.99 The Complete Fourth Season
$44.99 The Complete Fifth Season
$44.99 The Complete Sixth Season
$39.96 The Complete Seventh Season

“Buffy” pricing if you can order now but wait three and a half months for delivery:
$27.99 The Complete First Season
$27.99 The Complete Second Season
$27.99 The Complete Third Season
$27.99 The Complete Fourth Season
$27.99 The Complete Fifth Season
$27.99 The Complete Sixth Season
$27.99 The Complete Seventh Season