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Behold The Awesome Might of NACHO LIBRE: one sheet and The Trailer! Kneel Lowly Dogs!

Hey folks, Harry here... Many of you are addicted to pootykat fracking lame American Wrestling... but the FACTS are, that's exactly what it is... pootykat fracking lame American Wrestling! Real men wear Mexican Masks and Wrestle for God! That's right... Real Wrestling Heroes Pile Drive for the Lord! And there's no more real a Mexican Wrestler than JACK BLACK as NACHO LIBRE! You know it, I know it... and God sure as blazes knows it! First... Behold the Masked Mexican Marvel!

Ok... go clean up, I know you messed yourselves. There's no shame in having the guano scared out your body like burning groundhogs after a napalm raid. That's just the natural reaction to seeing the man-god NACHO LIBRE!

Now that you're empty and all cleaned up, we have another treat for you. That's right... THE INTERNET EXCLUSIVE TRAILER! Because we really are in league with God... and moreso... with Mexican Wrestlers. In fact - Come Memorial Day Weekend... As part of AICN's 10th Anniversary Dealio... We'll be presenting with the Alamo Drafthouse an enormous event with regulation league Wrestling ring and real Mexican Masked wrestlers and some of the folks from this film... though... dare we hope, could we be worthy of... nay, I dare not utter it, but I do dare. I challenge the Gods to bring to Austin, NACHO LIBRE himself. Because on this Memorial Day in Austin... we'll shake the ring pillars of God's wrestling ring and unleash the awesome might of NACHO LIBRE upon my fair city of Austin. Oh yes, we will kick unholy donkey!!!



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