I am – Hercules!!

Last summer? I dragged my 14-year-old hinder from Studio City down to San Diego to see what Kevin Spacey looked like all bald and fondling a Fortress of Solitude crystal.

It was maybe worth it to hear Brando giving Kal-El a bit of sage advice a zillion years later.

“You’re not Gene Hackman or that guy who played Napoleon Dynamite, but you’re okay.”

If you miss it? My Spidey-Sense tells me Harry or Moriarty or Father Geek might have the new “Superman Returns” footage on the main site PDQ!

“Smallville” airs 8 p.m. Thursday. The WB.

Season sets selling new for just $19.97 per season!!
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