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It's a bunch a baloney!!!

Ok folks, here I go... Now sometimes I get a rumor that makes me laugh soooo much, that I can't stand it. I actually have to show it to yall. The following Prequel rumor I believe to be complete baloney. HOWEVER, it could be real, really unlikely, but IF it is then be warned... It would be a huge SPOILER. So beware. I really doubt it's real, it has all the tell tale signs of false-ness. But it put a smile on my face. I'm not saying the people that sent it to me were creating it, but as it was related to them from someone who heard it from someone... Wellllllllll, let's just say I don't believe it. So read on, and judge for yourself. All the typos have been left in place, they'll help in your judgement of it's validity. It's a bunch of hogwash in my book, however, Glen over there at Coaxial believes this. Tell him he's insane!!!

I'm gonna write this out real simple like. It is a BIG SPOILER on Episode 1. I went to a party tonight with a couple of friends who are buddies with some guys involved with Star Wars I think CG stuff, cause they fit the typical ILM CG guy. Late 20's laid back looking. These guys gave us the coolest news! When they were telling us, we were shocked. And they were like " I thought everyone knew that, doesnt take a genius to figure that out, etc. " Now that I think about it, I don't know why I didnt put it together. Liam Neesons Jedi is an " alien " in our terms. Meaning he isnt from the imediate Tatooine area. The Emperor uses the force. Not so many people know about the force. It's his ace up the sleeve for pulling tricks off. He has these Darth Vader henchmen that use the force too. But here's what the big news is. Liam Neeson comes around and teaches the force to people. The Emperor hates it and treats it like " Mutant stuff " like in X-men. Makes it a bad thing. Eventually, he fricking secretly battles Liam and puts a Dark side spell on him and turns him into a little green frog thing named YODA!!! WHOAAAA!!!!! Obi One takes Yoda away to hide him when the wars start!!! Because he's a little sick green freak! They were like " Duh, you didnt figure the connection out? "

WHOOOOOAAAA!Harry, does that frikin rock or what? I asked them about the "Yoda is 10 billion years old " thing and they wouldnt tell me the answer to it. I think, from listening to EVERY WORD they said, that Liam isnt human. He's from somewhere far far away ( positive on that ) and probably has some weird thing thst makes him slightly different than humans.

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