CASTLEVANIA finds a home with Dimension... how fitting...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Paul WS Anderson's latest ass-raping of a video game property, CASTLEVANIA, has found a home with Dimension films, which is pretty fitting, as I say in the headline. Dimension has put out some of the worst genre films of the last 10 years, now they'll have a Paul WS Anderson movie. As much as I like to pick on the guy, I have to say that if he does CASTLEVANIA more EVENT HORIZON and less RESIDENT EVIL he could make me eat some crow. I'd love for him to pump out something that doesn't make me cringe (ie AvP and SOLDIER) or strike me as incredibly mediocre (RESIDENT EVIL). Get ready for it... Dimension Films presents Paul WS Anderson's CASTLEVANIA!