Lions Gate is giving us titties and blood for Christmas!!!
Published at: Oct. 26, 2005, 2:41 a.m. CST by staff
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. It seems that Uwe Boll scared Lions Gate out of early December, so they've decided to push up the release of HOSTEL to December 21st!!! I think it'd make a nice double feature with THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE myself. Show the kids Aslan getting tortured on the stone table and then show them some American college kids getting tortured in the Czech Republic. Wholesome family fun, that is! So, December 21st. Mark your calendars, sharpen your knives and get that rubber apron ready!
