I am – Hercules!!

I figured Quint would’ve posted this by now, but since he hasn’t? I now sneak over the feature side of Ain’t It Cool (sponsor of the ubercool Rolling Roadshow “Serenity” event) to relay this.

Variety reported yesterday that “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”/”Serenity” mastermind Joss Whedon will direct his own script for a horror thriller titled “Goners” for Universal.

Something tells me it’s about a young woman who goes to Hell.

Will it be produced before Warner Bros.’ “Wonder Woman,” which Whedon has not yet scripted? The Variety story does not say.

Read all of the Variety story here.

In other Whedon news? You can read maybe the longest (and maybe the best) Joss Whedon “Serenity” interview ever here.

Get this!! “Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Complete Series,” the best TV series ever produced, WAS available for $239.99 new (or $199.99 used). But NOW you can pre-order all seven seasons brand new, including a never-before-issued 40th bonus disc, for just $129.99!! That’s like all 144 hours for – what? – 90 cents per hour!! A better Christmukkah gift is unimaginable!!!