I am – Hercules!!
Wow, do I hate Diddy!! He’s the asshole who acquired $350 million by talking really loudly while I was trying to listen to great Sting and Led Zeppelin recordings. I hope Katrina doubles back to drown his talentless hinder in the Atlantic.
MTV is letting Diddy host the VMAs this year. Because he’s such a proven entertainer. When it comes to entertaining, Diddy shames the likes of David Spade and Chris Rock and Don Rickles. Let’s let him host! Because he has so much on his mind!
Green Day and Coldplay will be there, so I guess I’ll be looking in anyway. Dang you, MTV!!
The opening act kicks off at 6 p.m.; the main event airs 8 p.m. Sunday.
