Awwwww... Look at the horsie and the love of a family! New DREAMER trailer hits!
Published at: Aug. 22, 2005, 10:05 p.m. CST by staff
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a look at the new trailer for the Dreamworks SEABISCUIT JR lookin' flick DREAMER starring Dakota Fanning, Kurt Russell and Luis Muthafuckin' Guzman. Don't be angry at me, I think Muthafuckin' is his legal middle name. If it isn't, it ought to be. Is it just me or does naming this film DREAMER remind one too much of one of the most erotic and sexually charged movies of last year? DREAMER/DREAMERS... Odd choice...
Anyway, there are two reasons I am listing this new trailer. Kurt Russell and The Guzman. Excuse enough for me to endure this super sappy lookin' flick. As freaky as little Miss Fanning is, she's still a damn fine actress, too, so by sheer starpower alone this might elevate above mediocrity. Enjoy The Guz making trumpet sounds with his mouth!
