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Jesus Christ - A Blood-Sucking Womanizing Stalker In London'''

Hey folks, Harry here... This is only vaguely film related. What you'll see below is a series of photos of Bela Lugosi circa 1909 - from a stage version of a Passion Play in which he played JESUS CHRIST. Now - after 1931 - he'd never get a role like this again, cuz... even though blood is the life Van Helsing - Jesus apparently isn't a hickey freak in the London Fog. And I do believe Jesus always drank... Vine... I mean Wine! And his stakes went through palms and ankles, not the heart - and well... crucifixes killed both Dracula and Jesus. So they have that in common. Oh, and they were both reborn after their initial lives on Earth. Wait... so, was Jesus Christ Dracula? Behold the photographic evidence care of Robogeek care of We-Make-Money-Not-Art.Com!!!








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