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Not much in the way of TV DVD coming out on the heels of the holiday week. Far more compelling, once again, is what we crave.

Two weeks ago in this space I moaned about the absence of season-sets for “Chicago Hope,” “Cupid,” “Ed,” “Gideon’s Crossing,” “Hill Street Blues,” “Kolchak: The Night Stalker,” “Line of Fire,” “Maverick,” “Now and Again,” “The Rockford Files,” “St. Elsewhere,” “Tenspeed and Brownshoe,” “The Venture Bros.” and “The Wild Wild West,” as well as a dearth of latter seasons for “The Larry Sanders Show,” “Murder One,” “Twin Peaks” and “Wiseguy.” Then I saw the talkbacks, and immediately seconded the emotions of those who wanted to see these released on season-box:

1) Andy Richter Controls the Universe. Every episode, I believe, made me laugh aloud, but the third – with Andy’s gorgeous anti-Semite girlfriend – was so funny it made me poop my pants a little. Nineteen half-hours were produced. Five apparently never aired.

2) Buffalo Bill. It starred Dabney Coleman (“You’ve Got Mail”), Geena Davis (the “Stuart Little” movies), Max Wright (“The Norm Show”) and Joanna Cassidy (“Six Feet Under) in an ahead-of-its-time sitcom about a mean-spirited and thoroughly self-involved talk-show host. They made 26 half-hours. Eleven aired during the summer of 1983. Fourteen aired early the next year. One never aired at all. And guess what? Lions Gate announced this week that all 26 episodes are coming to DVD on Sept. 6 - with an SRP of less than $30.

3) Clone High. A silly but witty, well-considered animated half-hour with a surprising amount of character development, it boasted one of the catchiest theme songs in the history of history. One episode saw Principal Scudworth endure a perfectly hi-larious roadrunnery feud with a devious skunk. Joan of Arc and Cleopatra pursued pillowy bedroom antics. And if you’re inclined to indulge tasteless humor, make sure it’s as funny as a line like “Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!” Has anyone here seen Abraham, Gandhi and John?



4) Daria. “I am not going to pierce my bellybutton. It never did anything to me.” MTV cranked out 65 episodes over five seasons between 1997 and 2001. How many are on DVD? None! Daria, Jane and Trent all watched a show called “Sick Sad World” and mocked everything in their orbits. I miss Morgendorfer.

5) Eyes. Right up there with “Rockford Files,” “Moonlighting” and “Veronica Mars” as one of the best private-eye series ever aired. Created by John McNamera, who earlier created “Profit” (alongside “Angel” creator David Greenwalt). Genuinely funny. Great characters. Nine episodes shot. Only five aired, earlier this year.



6) Mission: Impossible. A highly addictive cold war adventure hourlong about a supersecret squad of black ops agents who foil with elaborate ruses high-level mobsters and Iron Curtain communists. The series, which ran from 1966 to 1973, exists in one of those “Brazil” universes; the Impossible Missions Force hadn’t quite figured out microcassette recorders and VCRs, but employed technology that still doesn’t exist in 2005 (like tiny telescopes that can enhance the resolution of videotape images – and those famous pull-off masks that can make anyone look exactly like anyone else). The fifth season might be especially fun to own: Not only was it Leonard Nimoy’s second year, but a 26-yar-old mustache-free Sam Elliott (“The Big Lebowski,” “Hulk”) and a 24-year-old Leslie Ann Warren (“The Limey”) both joined the IMF. (And it’s eerily appropriate that J.J. Abrams wound up directing the third “Impossible” movie, since no other series more resembles “Alias.”)



7) My So-Called Life. The teen adventures of Angela Chase, Brian Krakow and Rayanne Graff has already been issued on DVD, but the show cries out for a reissue. Used DVD copies (the ones containing all 19 episodes) are going for between $198 and $250. New sets are now going for $320 to $350.

8) Pasadena. In 2001, after Mike White wrote on “Freaks and Geeks” - but before he wrote the screenplays for “Orange County,” “The Good Girl” and “School of Rock” - he created a darkly comedic primetime soap about a publishing dynasty with criminal ties. It was easily 100 times smarter and funnier than “Desperate Housewives.” Thirteen hours were shot; Fox only aired four, two of them less than a month after 9/11. It starred Alison Lohman (“Matchstick Men,” “Big Fish”), Natasha Gregson Wagner (“High Fidelity,” “The 4400”), Balthazar Getty (“Lost Highway”), Mark Valley (“Keen Eddie,” “Boston Legal”), Martin Donovan (“The Opposite of Sex”), Dana Delany (“China Beach”), Chris Marquette (“Joan of Arcadia”), Nicole Paggi (“Hope & Faith”) and Philip Baker Hall (“In Good Company,” “The Amityville Horror”).

9) Relativity. The series the great Jason Katims created between his writing stint on “My So-Called Life” and his creation of “Roswell,” it was about two L.A. families – one blue-collar and Jewish, the other not – that intersect when their twentysomething kids meet and connect in Italy. It starred Kimberly Williams (“According to Jim”), David Conrad (“Miss Match”), Jane Adams (“Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”), Poppy Montgomery (“Without A Trace”), Lisa Edelstein (“House”), Devon Gummersall (“My So-Called Life,” “Roswell,” “The L Word”) and Richard Schiff (“The West Wing”). Seventeen episodes aired in 1996 and 1997.

10) The Tick. Long before he created the peepee demon on “Angel,” Ben Edlund created a comic book, a Saturday-morning cartoon series and a live action sitcom, all about a strange, slow-witted superman. There were supervillains and sidekicks and other superheroes, and it’s all very entertaining. The entire live-action series has been on DVD for a spell, but none of the 36 animated half hours that ran on Fox between 1994 and 1996.

Highly, highly recommended sets from the first half of 2005:
* The Andy Griffith Show: Season Two
* Angel: Season Five
* The Bob Newhart Show: Season One
* Cheers: Season Five
* Columbo: Season Two
* Gilmore Girls: Season Three
* Miracles: The Complete Series
* Moonlighting: Seasons One and Two
* Murder One: Season One
* Newsradio Seasons One and Two
* Northern Exposure: Season Three
* Seinfeld: Season Four
* The Sopranos: Season Five
* South Park: Season Five
* The Twilight Zone 3.x

* Wonderfalls: The Complete Series

Future TV on DVD:

Last Week
The Daily Show: Indecision 2004
Danger: 50,000 Volts! 1.x
The Doris Day Show 1.x
The Even Stevens Movie
Game Over 1.x
Gumby: New Adventures Vol. 1
Gumby: New Adventures Vol. 2
Homicide 7.x
House of Eliott 1.x
La Femme Nikita 3.x
Nero Wolfe 2.x <---NEW!!
Ren & Stimpy 3.x
Revelations 1.x
Spencer For Hire: The Movie Collection
A Touch of Frost 6.x
The Twilight Zone 3.x

July 5


Fantastic Four 1.x
Monk 3.x
Starship Troopers 1.x
Tour of Duty 3.x

July 12
Butterflies 1.x
Care Bears: Bears Share A Scare
Care Bears: Season of Caring
He-Man: Best 10 Episodes
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys 6.x
Hunter 2.x
Mickey Mouse Club: Britney, Justin & Christina
The Nanny 1.x
Poirot: The Classic Collection
Sealab 2021 3.x
Tales From the Crypt 1.x
Titus 1/2.x
Wild Kingdom: Dangerous
Wild Kingdom: Mammals
Wire in the Blood 1.x
Wire in the Blood 2.x

July 19
All Creatures Great & Small 5.x
Andromeda 4.x
Cleopatra 2525 1.x
Dead Like Me 2.x
Def Poetry 3.x
Dora The Explorer: Super-Babies
Earth 2: The Complete Series
Laguna Beach 1.x
Lost in Space 3.x Vol. 2
Michael Palin: Himalaya <---NEW!!
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, Vol. 1
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, Vol. 2
Saved by the Bell 5.x
Sliders 4.x
WildCATS: The Complete Series

July 26
All Grown Up: Dude, Where's My Horse?
America's Funniest Home Videos, Vol. 1
Benny Hill: Early Years Set 3
Beulah Land
The Blue and the Gray
The Brady Bunch 2.x
Cold Feet 3.x
Dark Shadows Vol. 19
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman 6.x
Errol Morris' First Person: The Complete Series
Gilligan's Island 3.x
The Mary Tyler Moore Show 2.x
Mike Hammer: The Complete Series <---NEW!!
Remington Steele 1.x
Rumpole of the Bailey: Seasons 5.x/6.x/7.x
Silk Stalkings 3.x
Star Trek: Enterprise 2.x
3rd Rock From the Sun 1.x
The Wind in the Willows 2.x
Xena: 10th Anniversary Collection

August 2
Arthur's First Crush
Austin Stevens, Snakemaster: Vol. 1
Berenstein Bears: Vol. 5
Blue's Room: Alphabet Power
Candid Camera: 5 Decades of Smiles
The Cosby Show 1.x
Dragon Tales: Sing and Dance in Dragon
The Dukes of Hazzard 4.x
The First World War: Complete Series
Hearts Afire 1.x
Jeff Corwin: Out on a Limb
Over There: Pilot
Sid & Marty Krofft: Pilots
Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss: Gink Cat
The X-Files: Black Oil

August 9
Columbo 3.x
Dallas 3.x
Greatest American Hero 3.x
Cartoon Network: Grossest Halloween 2
McCloud 1/2.x
McMillan & Wife 1.x
The Muppet Show Vol. 1
Profit 1.x
Roswell 3.x
Thundercats 1.x Vol. 1
T.J. Hooker 1.x/2.x
What's New Scooby Doo, Vol. 6

August 16
'Allo 'Allo 3.x
The Andy Griffith Show 3.x
The Dick Cavett Show: Rock Icons
I Love Lucy 5.x
Little Britain 1.x
The Office 1.x (NBC Version)
Phil of the Future - Gadgets & Gizmos
Saved By the Bell: New Class 4.x
The Simpsons 6.x
That's So Raven, Vol. 2
Undeclared 1.x
Will & Grace 4.x

August 23
ABC Afterschool Specials: 13 Discs
Adam-12 1.x
ALF 2.x
Boy Meets World 3.x
Codename: Kids Next Door, File Two
Cyberchase: Ecohaven Cse
Emergency! 1.x
1st & 10 1.x
1st & 10 2.x
Good Times 5.x
Kung Fu 3.x
Life As We Know It 1.x

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