Ahoy, squirts! Quint here... Now, Harry's brief, but very public affair with Salma Hayek is notorious... the way she petted his hand and coughed in ecstacy... She spoke kindly to him about projector teeth and that moment where Harry had to face down that intruding bastard, Jon Stewart, who tried to take his Salma away... Priceless. It's a 15 second romance that'll live in infamy. Lucky bastard...
Robert Towne's ASK THE DUST sounds like a home run, especially for all you (definitely not me... no way no how) pervs out there who just want to see Salma butt-ass nekkid. This one doesn't come out 'til December, so here's your very, very early peek at the flick!
Hi Harry,
Just caught a glimpse of "Ask the Dust," Robert Towne's new film based on the John Fante novel. I'm a big fan of Fante, he was a huge influence on Bukowski and other Angelino writers, this is the first adaption I'm aware of, ever done of a Fante novel. Colin Farrel plays Arturo Bandini, a writer who makes his way to a flop house in downtown LA where he dreams of becoming a writer. Along this path he meets a waitress, Camilla Lopez, played by the luxuriously, never looked so gorgeous in her life, shot by Caleb Deschanel who was channeling Edward Hopper when he lit this film - Salma Hayek. I thought Salma was great in Frida, but she's never been this good, this sexy or this babe-alicious. I'm shocked! shocked! this will get an R rating - maybe I saw an unrated version. She's deliciously unclothed for a huge chunk of the movie. Cover grandma's eyes, there's the full Monty from both. At one point, I was wishing I was h...
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