Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with something special for you folks. Every once in a while something so retarded comes through the email that I just can't help but share it, bask in its retardedness if you will. This is such an occasion. Enjoy!
Didn't know if you heard about this, but it seems Batman is selling out to Nascar to win summer viewers.
CLICK IT HERE, Y'ALL! GRAB THEM BEERS AND WATCH THIS PURTY CAR!
Keep up the good work - the site's always interesting.
-- Marc Jacobs
