Don

I am – Hercules!!

You. Spoiler. Whore.

Here’s the thing. The plane that crashed? Oceanic Flight 815.

The next issue of Entertainment Weekly? The one with the dead guy on the cover? Issue 815.

Reader? I am NOT shitting you.

I warn you not to defy me.

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I am – Hercules!!

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