M. Night to remake SPLASH over at WB and calls it LADY IN THE WATER!

Hey folks, Harry here... Now - Seems M. Night Shyamalan is bailing on the Eisner-less Ears company - for the next most inhuman film studio in Hollywood... Warner Brothers. Just joshing... a bit. Y'all know me, I love M. Night's films. I loved THE VILLAGE and its treatise on a community governed by self-prepetuated fear mongering disguised in its pseudo-period landscape. My fave Shyamalan film to date is UNBREAKABLE - and would sacrifice 3 meals in a row to see a sequel get made, and there is no higher sacrifice. But this time, he's leaving the magic kingdom for the land of termite terrace. And the film he's making centers around a building superintendent discovering a Water Nymph in the swimming pool. Now - what chlorine does to a Water Nymph is unknown, but if she's a bleached blonde, it'll make her hair go green after a spell - which may Dagon her out. There's no note as to genre - is this a mystery, fantasy, comedy, drama, suspense, horror or psycho-sexual heist flick? In typical M. Night form - we are at a loss to imagine quite what he has in store. Let's just hope the twist isn't of a lemon on the sprite's roasted body. Mmmm water sprite... gooooood...