Ok, it's been about 3 hours since I last talked about Lord of the Rings. In the meanwhile I've been going through the rolls of the quicker picker upper and cleaning my thigh from excitement. Looking at the books, singing the songs and about geeking as hard as you can. Then I thought. "Harry," that's what I call myself when I'm thinking, "Harry, your a lazy fat fuck, you can find middle-earth your own damned self!" So listening to that loaf of cottage cheese between my ears, I set about searching the world wide web for wascally pictures of legendary land of long ago. This is what I've come up with...
This is simply to show ya that this film needs (and will be shot) in WIDESCREEN!!!!
Ok, that pic up above is where Sauron rules. "In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie." Yup, ya damned straight. Take away them blue skies, give it that greyish dead look, lit by the red molten lava flowing out of the cracks of the earth. Flying Ring-Wraiths and armies of goblins and orcs mumbling. And behind it all, Danny Elfman's score. COME ON, he's worked with Peter before. Can't ya just imagine the music he'd create for this friggin world! It'd be amazing. Listen to the Batman score, listen to his lighter fanciful sounds, he's our man, MAN! I'm such a geek. Oh well, at least I know what I am.
If that ain't the hills that Bilbo lives I don't know where they do. Damn, I want a house in one of these. Imagine a little round door...
