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ANTZ!!!

Ok, well I went to the well to see what I could find out about ANTZ, that Dreamworks animated project that I fell in love with after reading the script. I was dying to hear who played who, and lucky for me, the well didn't echo my question, but instead it answered me back!!! Cooooool. Now take a look at this cast, it's AMAZING.

Z- Woody Allen - The star of the film, imagine Woody as a wussy ant living in a totalitarian ant mound ruled by the military industrial complex. And you're close.

Princess Bala - Sharon Stone - Z's love interest. Heh heh heh, finally Woody gets to do more than just stare as she drives by in the opposite direction in a bus, no fleeting life long love glances here. She's a bit of a (rhymes with bitch).

Weaver- Sylvester Stallone - Z's soldier ant buddy, who likes worker ant babes.

Azteca- Jennifer Lopez - a worker ant babe.

General Formica- Danny Glover - leader of the military industrial complex.

Mandible - Gene Hackman - his vicious war torn pit bull of a war horse.

Cutter - Christopher Walken - I'm not gonna tell you.

The Wasps - Dan Aykroyd & Jane Curtin - BRILLIANT!!!

Drunk Scout - John Mahoney - heh heh heh heh heh heh

Queen - Meryl Streep - PERFECT.

I can't wait. I'm awaiting coolness at every turn concerning this project. 10 to 1 when we see the first shots of this, our jaws will drop. Me wanna see NOW!!! Movie need be here NOW!!!! ARGH!!!

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