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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a huge honkin' REVENGE OF THE SITH rumor. I've damn near given up hope on this series, which makes me very sad. If you would have come up to my 10 year old self and told me that there would be a time in my life when STAR WARS sucked and being a STAR WARS fan was more something to be embarrassed about than something to be embraced... well, I wouldn't believe one lyin' word out of your damn mouth. I hope EPISODE 3 gets it 100% right, but I just don't believe in Lucas anymore... at least not when it comes to STAR WARS.

That being said, while this below rumor is more than likely a huge pile of stinky bullshit (for some reason STAR WARS brings out the nuts who like to make shit up and send it in as news more than any other series), I think what is said rings true. It feels right if that makes any sense. If pulled off correctly, this could be a fantastic lead-in to the Obi-Wan/Anakin duel we've been hearing so much about. I got my fingers crossed, but I'm not holding my breath that ROTS is anything but a cartoon that squanders the potential of telling a backstory to the Original Trilogy. Enjoy the below, squirts. Beware of spoilers if this is true!

'It's either him or me'

The Sh*t hits the fan when Natalie Portman walks in and confronts Anakin in room reminiscent of the Death Star in the original movie, only more worn and weathered looking. Her and Hayden start arguing about Ian McDiarmid's character (palpatine) and the power that he will not relinquish. Hayden is pretty pissed that she is not supporting him by supporting Palpatine, and Natalie is adamant that Hayden help her in opposing him. She basically tells Anakin 'It's either him or me'. They argue for a bit until he totally loses his cool and pulls a Vader force-choke on here. and at this moment, Obi-Wan walks in, rushes Anakin (causing him to lose his grip on Natalie) and the fight is on.

If you do decide to use this, just call me 'The Great and Powerful Bob'. or just TGaP_Bob.

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