Hey there, Harry here with your chance to see A DIRTY SHAME with John Waters and Selma Blair. Now, as I’m sure you are aware – over at the Alamo Drafthouse’s Village Theater website, you’ll see that the event is SOLD OUT! Meaning, click as you might – credit card in hand… you’re basically fucked. I know, life kinda sucks that way from time to time. Hope turns to despair, despair turns to lines of cocaine and then the next thing you know, you’re a born again Christian leading your country on a holy crusade for fossil fuels.

Well, I’m not gonna let that happen to you! Right now, I’ve got 10 tickets. That’s 10 tickets, not 10 good for 20, but 10 good for 1 person each for a grand total of 10 seats. Now, I know what you’re thinking… You’re thinking, but I have a date I want to take, maybe… maybe even a wife or a husband. Well – I got it all figured out.

A DIRTY SHAME seems to be about embracing your own personal deviancy and letting it out for the world to see and celebrate. So here’s what I’ve got planned. I’ve set up an email address at:

SQUANCHER@AintItCoolMail.Com

Now – by Midnight (Central Standard Time) on Tuesday, September 21st – you must send to that email address – photographic evidence of your own deviancy. Want two tickets? Well that photo better include the 2 of ya being deviant. AND – if you have a group of 10 friends – and you’re all deviant – if you can document it photographically – and you’re more deviant than the other submissions (heh) then you’re cabal will win!

Now – remember – This is an NC-17 film. Which means – you’ve got to be 18 or over – cuz naturally, nobody under 18 is deviant – or has deviant thoughts. Perish the thought, they’re all pure as Zappa’s yellow snow. As a result – everyone in these pictures had better be over the age of 18!

Also – These images may be included in the PRE-SHOW entertainment at the Alamo Drafthouse – Village this Thursday, September 23rd at 7:30pm! Also – include your names. Because to claim your prize – you’ll need to not only bring the photo of yourself that you sent me – but it must match the image that the Drafthouse will have that I provide… and it must match YOUR FACE or recognizable birthmark denoting you as you.

Well – Good Luck – And remember – If you’re not normal, you’re unique. Be Unique!