Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a spy that risked life and limb to get you folks a small tidbit about SPY HUNTER straight from The Rock's purty little mouth! Read about the adventure below!
Hi Harry. Fatwit here. I was lucky enough to speak with The Great One himself last night at the Oz premiere of Walking Tall. Yep, The People's Champion - THE ROCK. Among the defeaning chants of "If ya smell what The Rock is cookin" and me nervously shoving my Mummy Returns DVD in his face for an autograph, I quizzed Rocky on the long-gestating movie adaptation of Spyhunter. Here's what he had to say: "Yeah, it's going to be awesome. And I mean AWESOME. John Woo is on board, and we're going through many script changes. We're starting in March next year".
So there ya go, word from The Great One himself. Looks like Spyhunter will be out late 2005 or early-mid 2006 if they actually begin next March. Even if the movie is as half as good as the game, we should be in for some real kick-ass fun.
What tainted the night however was Rocky's security outfit. The most gung-ho bunch of motherfuckers I had ever laid eyes upon. My friend and I snuck out the back of the theater complex to head Rock off when he left in his cavalcade of SUVs. Upon approaching the cars from a distance, one of his security guards threatened us with violence and said "You come any closer and I'll hit you". Seriously, the audacity of these security fuckers! I kind of wish this guy came after me, coz when you have your video camera rolling, it's always interesting viewing for the local cops.
So the lesson for everyone here is don't approach The Rock's security outfit. They'll try and lay the smackdown on your candy ass quicker than you can say "Mr Socko".
L8r.
FATWIT
