Published at: July 10, 2004, 4:45 a.m. CST by staff
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Got ya' with that headline, didn't I? Rest assured that I will make good on the promises of such an epic invitation as that headline suggests. Let's start with the Perverts!
If you look up the word "Pervert" in the Dictionary you'll find a picture of John Waters. And goddamnit, it looks like he's at it again. Word from Moriarty is this is supposed to be the most disgusting film ever made. The picture is called A DIRTY SHAME.
Now for the Commies. This is actually one of the films I'm most looking forward to, especially after the raves out of Cannes. THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES' trailer has hit, albeit in Spanish... with French subtitles.
And now for the Tom Cruise. The more I see of COLLATERAL, the more I like it. My only worry is that with each new trailer they give away more and more of the film. I hope there's something I haven't seen by the time I sit down to watch this flick!
And there you have it. I have delivered moving footage of everything promised. Commies, Perverts and Tom Cruise can move about on your computer screens in harmony. Ain't the internet wonderful?
