Published at: June 25, 2004, 12:17 p.m. CST by staff
ARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... I'm fuming mad... The new SKY CAPTAIN & THE WORLD OF TOMORROW trailer is online in some dreaded piece of impenetrable shite format that, on my computer, has the sound radically out of sync, the images stuttering and driving me absolutely piss mad crazy!
It is bad enough that the fucking Napolean of Crime saw it before me... and he was a naysayer... Here I am looking at this garble of ecstatic images... a jumble of sounds barraging my ears... and wishing to God that some force in the galaxy would destroy all studio's idiotic desire to team up with the various bastards that put on these half-assed YAHOO Formats. FUCK THIS! This is only my most anticipated film of the year they're messing up. The new gorgeous color is in place at last! And dammit... where's my full screen QUICKTIME over on the Apple site? That way I can become a droning monkey looking at this thing 400,000 times in the next 9 days!
