Trailer for CRIMSON RIVER 2 - with more bloody Jesus Action!
Published at: May 30, 2004, 10:23 p.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here... I wasn't the biggest fan of the first CRIMSON RIVER movie, liked it, but didn't love it... but the trailer for CRIMSON RIVER 2 hints that the film could very well be the greatest thing ever created by mankind. It seems... through my expert knowledge of both Japanese and French that I have deciphered the trailer properly.
It seems that upon nailing a crucifix upon this one mysterious wall, someone unleashed the vengeful spirit of Jesus, who, along with an army of Crossbow-Wielding Monks and Saruman have embarked on another of those damned Christian Crusades to take over the world. The only person who can possibly stop them? That milk drinking, Gene Kelly loving Professional... JEAN RENO... who apparently fancies blowing their bow fingers clean off!
Like I said, I'm an expert at both Japanese and French, so you can trust my interpretation of this trailer. This will rule hardcore! Here ya go with the trailer:
