This story goes out to Eli Roth... get the tissues!
Published at: March 12, 2004, 7:43 a.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here... ya know... Somewhere in this wide world Eli Roth is crying... This was his dream project... only, if he could add a monkey. And frankly, after watching the trailer... the shot with one of the Olsen Twins naked in a dumpster... wouldn't that scene be better with a Monkey? And when that dude looks at them and says, "Twins" with all the awe that Keanu put into "ON" in JOHNNY MNEMONIC... well, this has classic written no where on it. NOW - if only the Olsen Twins starred in the BAYWATCH 3D movie, and it starts with them getting the gig and feeling undersized... it then becomes a film based upon the wacky padding of bikinis to "fit in"! Don't you think they would double their financial fortune if they made an NC-17 Paul Verhoeven film called SISTERLY LOVE? But only if they both fell in love with a character played by Eric Roberts - who then sells them to Mickey Rourke. Of course - maybe Eli should do that one. Hmmm...
