Hey folks, Harry here... The Dradle Dwarf has problems... One can only imagine his waking hell he surrounds himself in, but Egg Shen and Wang could never imagine anything as bad as the Hell Of Virginal Teen Wannabe Slut-Whore-Goddesses, but I'd pay money to see what ol Jack Burton would do in these movies. But, more likely, I think he'd run!
Hey Harry,
Since it's a slow news month until Sundance, I figured I drop you a link to some new trailers people may have missed. Two teen films that everyone is sure to love. Yes, I said TEEN films. I love teen films with every fiber of my pseudo-hetero mini-body and every time I grow a new pube a new one comes out and I get all optimistic like Dobler...but usually end up feeling like poor duckie on the newspaper machine.
Anyway, these are more *tween* films than teen films but whatever. Got to hold that stereo above your head and hope for the best.
TWEEN GLORY #1
CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN - Aww. Lindsey Lohan. She got so much good will from Freaky Friday and she "morning afters" it on this.
Go here and choose your favorite format
TWEEN GLORY #2
A CINDERELLA STORY - Aww. Hilary Duff. The Tween Queen. (Though she's got nothing on MANDY, thank you very much). Still. Shoot me. If I was a 12-14 year old girl, like I wish every night when I touch myself, this wouldn't look so bad. I'll probably be there on opening weekend. Also, kudos to Ms. Duff for having her song played over the trailer. Savvy.
Large QT
And just a little added something-something to keep in mind while watching these trailers. Ms. Lohan and Ms Duff are currently involved in a *heated* feud which involves egging, who stole Aaron Carter as a boyfriend, and fighting stage mothers...to be young, rich, and living in Hollywood.
The Dradle Dwarf
