Hey folks, Harry here with some behind the scenes pics on KING ARTHUR, that Jerry Bruckheimer version of the legend. Nothing to really gripe about here, except for the absolutely insane placement of modern vehicles in the battlefield! Look at this:

How are they going to explain that? I mean, maybe they're doing a sort of BLAZING SADDLES type of thing where they fight so hard and the film is so intense that suddenly it crosses the line of reality and spills into our world! OR - maybe the entire S-MART parking lot is transported by the Necronomican back into an Arthurian battle... and Mr. ASH and his BOOM STICK will unleash fury on the side of King Arthur against the evil Deadites that are threatening the very existence of England!

Although the rest of these shots are not nearly as exciting and revolutionary as the first shot, they do have a nice production design. This next one, I think is right before the cars drop from the sky in the field behind them...

Here's a nice meaty shot of Clive as Arthur, looks like he's been hacking away at an enemy really good... this is probably right before the deadites appear.

Anyway, here's the report we got that accompanied the pictures. Enjoy...
Harry,
What's the rumpus?
Leo and Verna are off honeymooning and I've heard you're running things while he's away. The smart play would be to take a look at the snaps Bernie Bernbaum had on him when he got plugged.
They're from King Arthur. Looks like a huge bloody battle. And you know the Irish do them better than anyone (Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan,...)
The angle is simple, post the pics and pin the whole thing on The Dane.
You looking for more skinny on this one I'll think about it.
For now I'll just dangle,
Tom Reagan.