Published at: Sept. 9, 2003, 4:13 a.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here... This could be one of the weirdest exploitation flicks around. From the trailer and the website of ALL BABES WANT TO KILL ME, I understand that this really pathetic looking martial artist has been cursed since childhood with a curse that makes all beautiful women want to kill him.
Ok... The trailer shows all manners of babes trying to beat him like a flank steak. I've got a few questions. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder... and all beautiful women try to beat him up, wouldn't he be conditioned to find all beautiful women disgusting and repugnant, thus ending the curse, until he found himself attracted to one? Ok... so if it isn't his judge of beauty, but some artificial Baywatch scale of beauty, do the girls cease fighting with him, if he beats them ugly? And if so... what exactly is that saying?
A film about a martial artist he is only trying to be killed by normal beautiful women due to a curse... Wouldn't this guy end up in prison? I mean, sure they would have started it, but from the trailer... he beats the shit out of some of these girls... and really... isn't Prison the safest place for him in the world. And if it was love he wanted... couldn't he find it in the showers there? Hmmmmm...
