The big Spike/Angel TV Guide turned up in the mail Tuesday, and it came loaded with all kinds of spoilers about three shows. We already covered most (if not all) the juicy stuff revealed about "Angel" and "Survivor," but spoilers for “Alias” have been pretty tough to come by this summer -- so for those who haven’t gotten their hot little hands on the issue, here’s some of what Syd learns about the two missing years:
* Daddy Jack Bristow has quit the CIA.
* Marcus Dixon now has Jack’s old job.
* Many, if not all, now think Arvin Sloane is a good guy.
* Some believe a heretofore unreferenced brotherhood of evil dubbed “The Covenant” is responsible for Syd’s two-year blackout.
* Eric Weiss is still with the agency, and becomes Syd’s new roommate.
* Marshall Flinkman is about to become a daddy, having presumably knocked up colleage Carrie Bowman.
* Will Tippin is not in the opener, but will return briefly at some point.
* Francie Calfo (or does TV Guide mean Allison “Evil Francie” Doren?), like Will, is also not in the opener, but will be back somehow.
* Justin Theroux (“Mulholland Drive”) will turn up as someone who seems to have porked Syd during her lost months.
* Lena Olin will be back as Irina Laura Derevko Bristow.
* Syd learns something that causes her to flog Vaughn silly in the third season’s opening minutes.
* 3.1 will end, naturally, with a startling revelation.
* Marcus Dixon now has Jack’s old job.
* Many, if not all, now think Arvin Sloane is a good guy.
* Some believe a heretofore unreferenced brotherhood of evil dubbed “The Covenant” is responsible for Syd’s two-year blackout.
* Eric Weiss is still with the agency, and becomes Syd’s new roommate.
* Marshall Flinkman is about to become a daddy, having presumably knocked up colleage Carrie Bowman.
* Will Tippin is not in the opener, but will return briefly at some point.
* Francie Calfo (or does TV Guide mean Allison “Evil Francie” Doren?), like Will, is also not in the opener, but will be back somehow.
* Justin Theroux (“Mulholland Drive”) will turn up as someone who seems to have porked Syd during her lost months.
* Lena Olin will be back as Irina Laura Derevko Bristow.
* Syd learns something that causes her to flog Vaughn silly in the third season’s opening minutes.
* 3.1 will end, naturally, with a startling revelation.
* Some believe a heretofore unreferenced brotherhood of evil dubbed “The Covenant” is responsible for Syd’s two-year blackout.
* Eric Weiss is still with the agency, and becomes Syd’s new roommate.
* Marshall Flinkman is about to become a daddy, having presumably knocked up colleage Carrie Bowman.
* Will Tippin is not in the opener, but will return briefly at some point.
* Francie Calfo (or does TV Guide mean Allison “Evil Francie” Doren?), like Will, is also not in the opener, but will be back somehow.
* Justin Theroux (“Mulholland Drive”) will turn up as someone who seems to have porked Syd during her lost months.
* Lena Olin will be back as Irina Laura Derevko Bristow.
* Syd learns something that causes her to flog Vaughn silly in the third season’s opening minutes.
* 3.1 will end, naturally, with a startling revelation.
* Marshall Flinkman is about to become a daddy, having presumably knocked up colleage Carrie Bowman.
* Will Tippin is not in the opener, but will return briefly at some point.
* Francie Calfo (or does TV Guide mean Allison “Evil Francie” Doren?), like Will, is also not in the opener, but will be back somehow.
* Justin Theroux (“Mulholland Drive”) will turn up as someone who seems to have porked Syd during her lost months.
* Lena Olin will be back as Irina Laura Derevko Bristow.
* Syd learns something that causes her to flog Vaughn silly in the third season’s opening minutes.
* 3.1 will end, naturally, with a startling revelation.
* Francie Calfo (or does TV Guide mean Allison “Evil Francie” Doren?), like Will, is also not in the opener, but will be back somehow.
* Justin Theroux (“Mulholland Drive”) will turn up as someone who seems to have porked Syd during her lost months.
* Lena Olin will be back as Irina Laura Derevko Bristow.
* Syd learns something that causes her to flog Vaughn silly in the third season’s opening minutes.
* 3.1 will end, naturally, with a startling revelation.
* Lena Olin will be back as Irina Laura Derevko Bristow.
* Syd learns something that causes her to flog Vaughn silly in the third season’s opening minutes.
* 3.1 will end, naturally, with a startling revelation.
* 3.1 will end, naturally, with a startling revelation.
