Hey folks, Harry here... I've gotten about 10 emails this morning about The PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN trailer and this ALAMO footage being up. The first one that came in was around midnight last night from Claudia Menlo (GREAT NAME BTW!) and it made me smile, though that catty remark about Keira Knightly was a bit too much of a sandbox claw. She's absolutely droolifying... Check her out in BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM, the sheer amount of exposed middriff and thigh in that film is enough to shake the Hayes code out of the Earth again. Dee-lish! I checked out the trailer, which I like. The ALAMO footage... just didn't do anything at all for me. I'm afraid my comments would be quite similar to Claudia's below. But that's just behind the scenes footage, and the takes we see, hopefully won't be the takes used. Here's Claudia (bonus if you get her name!)....
To my dear ginger giant,
I'm sure you have already seen these things, because you see everything first, but I noticed they were not on the site yet. But while poking around Mickey's domains I found the following links.
First, they have some behind the scenes looks at THE ALAMO, and there is absolutely nothing to get excited about. The dialogue all seems canned and being delivered as though being read from behind a podium. Yawn. Here they are:
Click here for the heavy download version!
Click here for the wussy download version!
Next, I also found the full length trailer for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL, a title that is exactly twice as long as it should be. I can't really say what I think of this one. Johnny seems to be a bit effeminate in this one, but then I like my men with a tad of mascara. Makes me feel like I'll have someone next to me in the morning for the applying ritual. As for Orlando Bloom, he's just plain yummy. This is obviously a fetish film for us girls. You boys can have the skeletons, especially that one, Keira Knightley. She's some of ILM's best work. Meow. Hiss Hiss. Here are those trailer links:
Click here for the puny version!
Click here for the double handful version!
All my bests,
Claudia Menlo
