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UPDATED!! ANGEL To Repeat Sunday

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UPDATE!! "Angel" will return to its old 9 p.m. Sunday timeslot one week only so that the WB can rerun "Orpheusm" the Willow-Faith episode pre-empted in many markets Wednesday by war coverage.

War coverage cut off the kinda important final five minutes of “Angel” on New York’s WPIX (and apparently on other eastern and central time zone affiliates). Until the WB can get a transcript on its own site (and if there is one, someone please forward the link), we offer this as a public service. Use the invisotext, Luke.

FAITH: Well, that vice is plenty versa. I even start, it's only gonna lead to hugging and--

ANGEL: No. We can't have that.

FAITH: No. [Laughs]

Angel and Faith re-enter the hotel.

CONNOR: All right, I get it. I messed up.

FAITH: Hey, cheer up, punk. That just makes you one of us.

GUNN: You headed out?

FAITH: Hey, no tears, big guy.

GUNN: Nah, I'm good. I just wish I could've seen you kickin' the crap outta junior here.

FAITH: It was pretty funny.

Both laugh.


WES: Faith.

FAITH: See? Brits know how to say good-bye. Angel here wanted to hug.

ANGEL: No, I didn't.

FAITH: You ran a good show.

GUNN (good-naturedly): Yeah, sit back and let the girl do all the heavy liftin'.

WES: That's pretty much it.

Willow and Fred enter the lobby from the office.

FRED: I think that volume's outdated. Uh, you'd know better than me, but there's some interesting stuff about hellmouth. Might help.

WILLOW: This is great.

FRED: I have to say, someday I'd love to bend your ear about the pergamum codex. I -I think some of the really obscure passages are actually latin translated from a demonic tongue, and they're kind of a hoot. [Laughs] All this stuff about bacchanals and spells, and - actually I think it's probably funnier in Latin. You know how that is sometimes. [Laughs]

WILLOW: I'm seeing someone.

FAITH: Time goes by, Will.

WILLOW: Ok. Good. Wagons west. See you guys.

ANGEL: Willow.

FAITH: He's gonna tell you how much he owes you.

WILLOW: Oh, don't mention it. I got a slayer out of the deal, so we're even steven. (Willow hugs Angel.) I'll... tell Buffy you said hi.

ANGEL: Good. Thanks.

WILLOW: Oh, um, next time you guys resurrect Angelus, call me first, OK?

Willow and Faith exit the building.

ANGEL: Ahem. So we're back.

WES: It would seem.

ANGEL: Look, I know things have been, uh--

Cordy dramatically descends the lobby staircase. All look up.

CORDELIA: Sorry, Angel... but if this is the speech about how the worst is behind us... [Cordelia sighs] You may wanna save it for later.

Cordy bares her gigantor belly.

I am – Hercules!!

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