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Um... THE MONSTER will have a love scene between Charlize Theron and Christina Ricci... hello' Anyone out there'

Harry here, with the future all time Box Office champ film, MONSTER. This film sounds like a work of genius, the sort that should instantly qualify for permanent preservation in the Library of Congress. It should be shown on its own cable channel 24 hours a day. Right?

Hey guys, how's it hanging?

Well it could be the cinematic moment of geek-lust perfection - Christina Ricci not only involved in a lesbian scene with Charlize Theron but also baring all do so, according to british sleazepaper, The Sun: CLICK HERE FOR THE WHOLE ARTICLE The movie in question is called "Monster" and is about Aileen Wuornos, the first female serial killer in the US who was executed in Florida State Penitentiary towards the end of last year.

Coincedentally, on brit TV last night, there was a documentary about Wuornos and all I can say is that this woman didn't just fall out of the ugly tree, she hit every branch good and hard on the way down before landing in the briar patch at the bottom. Her face looks like a bulldog's wiped its arse with a clump of stinging nettles after having a shit! But in good old tinsel-town unreality, they're getting the stunningly beautiful, almost goddess-like Charlize Theron to play her. How could this film possibly fail?

On a side note, I saw a quick glimpse of what I can only guess to be a bit of the new trailer or a TV spot for Matrix: Reloaded. It showed more of the car chase, which was very reminiscent of Spider-Man with one of the characters jumping from hood to hood over moving cars, and more of the Neo vs Agent Smiths fight which looked like, well, The Matrix with big pointy sticks. Did anyone else see this or manage to tape it? If it's already old news and out there on the net, I apologise, but it's stuff I've not seen before. As far as it looks, well, I'll be going to see it but I ain't making no judgements at this stage.

Catch ya later!

Dragon

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