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Hilarious Little Tasty Treat From TERMINATOR 3!!

Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.

Y’know... at this point... I just have to laugh.

Howdy Moriarty -

Got some more bad news about T3. The Terminator has turned into a candy-ass - literally! According to Advertising Age magazine (Jan 27th edition) and I quote...

Arnold Schwarzenegger will promote his native land by eating Manner-Schnitten chocolate wafers, Austria's biggest-selling confectionary product, in Warner Bros. "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" out in July. In the movie, the 55-year-old Austrian-born actor buys a package of the chocolate wafers in his roll as the killing cyborg machine and eats them on screen. A spokeswoman at Grace, the Austrian ad agency that works for the confectionery marketer Manner, said the company did not pay for the product placement. "We have had dealings with Mr. Schwarzenegger in the past," she said. "I think the fact that he is Austrian has helped and I believe we have a special relationship with him because of it."

Nice to know that the Terminator will be eating cookies in T3. I wonder if the new Terminator sings him a lullaby for his afternoon nap. Watch out for Terminator blankees for your kidees at a mall near you.

Just call me TrekBody.

Ahahahahahahahaha. Makes sense, actually. If I were going to try to destroy the last hope of mankind, I’d make a robot that looks like a 55 year old Austrian heart patient, and I’d make sure he likes cookies. Wouldn’t you?!

"Moriarty" out.

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