Hey folks, Harry here... The wonderful folks at Sideshow Toy have once again contacted me with some contest proposals. These will be far easier for most of you guys and gals, and I think more fun for the site overall.

First up - we're going to be doing a contest for you Geek Babes out there. You've always wanted to snuggle up with Bond... James Bond for a little bit of that Shakened not Stirred action right? Well, here's your chance. Give us your best Bond Girl pose and send it to SideShowToys@AintItCoolMail.Com!!! The top 5 winners either as Hot as hell or Funny as hell will each win Your Very Own 12" Pierce Brosnan... I don't think its actual size, and it does come fully clothed. But it is a toy of action! Also - the winners pics will appear in this space as the AICN Official SpyGirlz of the Month! Guys? Well if you can talk your girlfriend into it, cool... but I had better see something that ties it to reality and not just some porn gal you pulled off of USENET! You have a higher chance of winning if you cover yourself nude in gold paint!

Next up - we're going to be doing a Contest for you Trolls out there! That's right, a contest for you Trolls in TalkBack that love to talk shit about Moriarty, Quint, Father Geek and me. The ones that get banned and what not. Send your meanest letter accompanied by a picture of you looking like the troll bastard that you are to SideShowToys@AintItCoolMail.Com and the top three meanest ugliest bridge dwelling troll sonuvarotten sow idjuts will win a Bust of the Cave Troll!!! You winning Trolls will have your pics and letters published in this spot!

Ok, with each of your entries, you should include your full shipping address and contact information so I can contact you winners! Also you lucky Winners should allow 2 weeks, from the date of winner announcement, for delivery of their prize! You have until the last day of November to send your entry to: SideShowToys@AintItCoolMail.Com