Hey folks, Harry here... Well, the Butt-Numb-A-Thon 4 tickets are all sold out, if your name isn't on THIS LIST, then you it is most likely you can't get a ticket. However, one friend of mine. A starving artist that goes unworshipped by the masses as she should came to me saying that the person she won a ticket for decided not to go to BUTT-NUMB-A-THON and wondered it she would go to Hell if she put the ticket on E-BAY (CLICK HERE TO BID!!!) I told her that it was OK, because I know in these trying economic times, that one is a capitalist as one must be in order to survive the hell that is this recession. Just so you know, she did get the ticket for some fool that turned her down... BASTARD! And she is a quite talented artist (Click here to See!) as well as the creator of the best costume at the All Night Horrorthon!!! Yes, this is FRANK! BTW... This is the only authorized EBAY sale of a BUTT-NUMB-A-THON ticket, any non-approved sales of BNAT tickets on Ebay will result in forfeiture of that ticket as well as your own. We must be contacted first!
Best of luck getting this ticket! If you already have one, then I'll see you there. If not, better luck next year at the 5th Annual Butt-Numb-A-Thon!!! For those that got tickets, I promise you an evening of magnificent entertainment the likes of which you can only dare dream of.
