The Creatures of TWO TOWERS Unleashed!!! Dear God Cool!

......... WOW......... Harry here... WOW.... Ok, ok, this movie needs to get here immediately. It's done. New Line should just say FUCK IT and release it this Friday. Yeah! I mean... It's done. It is sitting there. It wants air, it wants to be found, to be seen. I know it. Can't you hear it calling to us all?

My latest fit of insanity has been caused by LordOfTheRings.Net and this one is just unreasonably unfair. THE CREATURES OF MIDDLE-EARTH... They show you the Fell Beasts!!!! Wargs!!! Oliphaunts!!!! Mumakil!!!! More Orcs, More Uruk Hai! ARGH!!!!! Then they tell you things.... show you things... "The orcs like to think they control the Wargs, but like a badly broken in horse they are just maniacal!" ACK!!!!! COOOL!!!!! COOOOOOOOL!!!!!

Obviously there's nothing I can do but run in tiny circles till I collapse on the floor. This isn't fair! I know it's just a month and a half away, but... NOW! NOW! God this would be like the greatest Halloween film of ALL TIME!!! ARGH!

I've spent about 6 hours on the phone with friends today dream geeking about TWO TOWERS... This isn't healthy. We need to see the film. The film, now. Go check out that video and get a drool rag. Man, we are so ready for this!!!