Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
Being disillusioned by someone whose work you typically love is always tough, and letters like this really smart. I’ll let this guy explain it to you himself:
Being a huge fan of Tom Savini and living only an hour away from his new haunted attraction, TERRORMANIA, I felt it to be a religious duty for me to attend.
So, a couple a pals and I boarded a car and embarked on our journey to greatness. We arrived at around 9:00, paid our $13 dollar admission fee, and entered the two-hour line that would deliver us to splendor.
Fast-forward two hours, as we make the first steps into Mecca. Twenty-minutes later, we exit the building speechless. The first words are spoken among us 20 minutes later.
"That was lame!"
Lame it was indeed. For TERRORMANIA is simply a generic haunted house. Not one original or creative concept.
I wanted JASON VOORHEES, ZOMBIES, THE CREEP, GORE, ZOMBIES, GRUSOME CARNAGE, CREATIVITY, HORROR, and THE FUCKING CRATE MONSTER for Christ’s sake!
Instead, I got skeletons, clowns, doctors sporting bloody O.R. scrubs, plastic spiders, and more skeletons.
I was shocked. I could barely speak the rest of the ride back.
Therefore, I felt it my responsibility to inform the masses of fans out there NOT TO GO. Save yourselves the time, money, and disappointment.
I hate to say it myself, but TOM SAVINI'S TERRORMANIA is simply terrible.
Call me TYLER, cause that's my name!
Sorry to hear it, Tyler. I’m hoping I’ll have some ungodly cool haunted house/Halloween related news in the days ahead, something to balance a bitter pill like this...
"Moriarty" out.
