UPDATED!!! Triumph To Skip Conan's EMMYS!!

I am – Hercules!!

Let there be Triumph!

Hey! “Law & Order” and “Will & Grace” got top nominations! “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Gilmore Girls” got bupkes! I guess the set designers, wardrome mistresses and had-been starlets who vote are, well, kind of idiots!

At least NBC made them hire a good host. Please God: let the masturbating bear present outstanding lead actress in a miniseries or a movie.

UPDATE!! This just in from "Crosis":

Just got home from the rehearsal. I can safely say there will be no Triumph. However, there is a great bit with Conan in the Osbourne house with his usual funniness. Conan is really good and I can safely bet this will be one of the better Emmy award shows. Also, rumor has a special guest presenting award is Rudolph Guilani.

Some of the bigger nominees:

• DRAMA
• CSI
• Law & Order
• Six Feet Under
• 24
• West Wing

• COMEDY
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Everybody Loves Raymond
• Friends
• Sex and the City
• Will & Grace

• WRITING, DRAMA
• Alias • Truth Be Told (Pilot) • J.J. Abrams, Writer
• ER • On The Beach • John Wells, Writer
• The Shield • Pilot • Shawn Ryan, Writer
• 24 • Midnight - 1:00 a.m. (Pilot) • Joel Surnow, Robert Cochran, Writers
• The West Wing • Posse Comitatus • Aaron Sorkin, Writer

• WRITING, COMEDY
• Andy Richter Controls The Universe • Pilot Victor Fresco, Writer
• The Bernie Mac Show • Pilot • Larry Wilmore, Writer
• Everybody Loves Raymond • Marie’s Sculpture • Jennifer Crittenden, Writer
• Everybody Loves Raymond • The Angry Family • Philip Rosenthal, Writer
• Sex And The City • My Motherboard, My Self • Julie Rottenberg, Elisa Zuritsky, Writers

• LEAD ACTOR, COMEDY
• Bernie Mac as Bernie Mac - The Bernie Mac Show
• Ray Romano as Raymond - Everybody Loves Raymond
• Kelsey Grammer as Frasier Crane - Frasier
• Matt LeBlanc as Joey Tribbiani - Friends
• Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing - Friends

• LEAD ACTOR, DRAMA
• Michael Chiklis as Detective Vic Mackey- The Shield
• Michael C. Hall as David Fisher - Six Feet Under
• Peter Krause as Nate Fisher - Six Feet Under
• Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer - 24
• Martin Sheen as Josiah Bartlet - The West Wing

• LEAD ACTRESS, COMEDY
• Patricia Heaton as Debra - Everybody Loves Raymond
• Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green - Friends
• Jane Kaczmarek as Lois - Malcolm In The Middle
• Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw - Sex And The City
• Debra Messing as Grace Adler - Will & Grace

• LEAD ACTRESS. DRAMA
• Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow - Alias
• Amy Brenneman as Judge Amy Gray - Judging Amy
• Rachel Griffiths as Brenda Chenowith - Six Feet Under
• Frances Conroy as Ruth Fisher - Six Feet Under
• Allison Janney as C.J. Cregg - The West Wing

• SUPPORTING ACTOR, DRAMA
• Victor Garber as CIA Agent Jack D. Bristow - Alias
• Freddy Rodriguez as Federico Diaz - Six Feet Under
• Dulé Hill as Charlie Young - The West Wing
• John Spencer as Leo McGarry - The West Wing
• Bradley Whitford as Josh Lyman - The West Wing
• Richard Schiff as Toby Ziegler - The West Wing

• SUPPORTING ACTRESS, DRAMA
• Tyne Daly as Maxine Gray - Judging Amy
• Lauren Ambrose as Claire Fisher - Six Feet Under
• Mary-Louise Parker as Amy Gardner - The West Wing
• Stockard Channing as Abigail Bartlet - The West Wing
• Janel Moloney as Donna Moss - The West Wing

• SUPPORTING ACTRESS, COMEDY
• Doris Roberts as Marie - Everybody Loves Raymond
• Wendie Malick as Nina Van Horn - Just Shoot Me
• Cynthia Nixon as Miranda Hobbes - Sex And The City
• Kim Cattrall as Samantha Jones - Sex And The City
• Megan Mullally as Karen Walker - Will & Grace.

SUPPORTING ACTOR, COMEDY
• Peter Boyle as Frank - Everybody Loves Raymond
• Brad Garrett as Robert - Everybody Loves Raymond.
• David Hyde Pierce as Niles Crane - Frasier
• Bryan Cranston as Hal - Malcolm In The Middle
• Sean Hayes as Jack McFarland - Will & Grace.

Find a far more complete list of nominees here.