Hey folks, Harry here... the man behind the bat sent this mini-note off to me to pass along to all his invalid molesting buddy pals. That's right, I'm talking about ElfKiller, LoungeChairBoy and other pee-rashed fans of his. LIKE ME!!! So if you want to see a horror film that has it where it is at, then follow his advice...
As I sit here masturbating in my own feces I realized that I have not written to my fellow fan bitches about the most entertaining, balls-out coolest fuckin' flicks to come down the pike in YEARS!
A few weeks ago I had the privilege of seeing DOG SOLDIERS at the EGYPTIAN THEATRE in Hollyweird, CA. It was a film I was dragged to. I was indifferent about seeing it, but after experiencing the movie, I was thankful to the All Fuckin' Mighty that I went! It was SUPPOSED to be a one-time screening. However, due to the incredibly positive reaction for the film the fine folks at the Egyptian have managed to score the EXCLUSIVE BIG SCREEN rights to this awesome werewolf flick.
The only place in the USA you can see this in a theater is at the Egyptian this weekend! (HARRY HERE - We here in Austin screened it at the Alamo Drafthouse months ago, but hey... you'll have to go to L.A. now to see it big!)
If you love PREDATOR, ROMERO'S DEAD FILMS, EVIL DEAD, and ALIENS you HAVE to see this modern day horror masterpiece in a theater.
And, considering the dickfucks that run Hollywood didn't have the fuckin nads to pick up this baby and release it theatrically this weekend will be the only time you will be able to see it on the BIG SCREEN. (Have I made it clear enough that this weekend is the ONLY time you can see this film on the BIG SCREEN?) The Egyptian Theater is an awesome place to see it at too. If you live in SoCal or anywhere near the west coast of this beautiful country of ours drag your hairy asses down to the Egyptian and behold the wonder that is DOG SOLDIERS.
Don't make me take my bat out on ya!
Show dates and Times:
Friday, Sept. 13
7:15 PM DOG SOLDIERS
9:30 PM DOG SOLDIERS
Saturday, September 14
7:15 PM DOG SOLDIERS
9:30 PM DOG SOLDIERS
T.T.F.N.,
Joe Hallenbeck
