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Episode 2 spoiler'!'!

Everytime I venture out to post something about the Prequels I knock on wood, toss salt over my shoulder and slaughter a live chicken, so I'm not very superstitious, but I doubt like crazy. Hopefully the following is true, because well it's a cool sorta thing. But we all have our heads screwed on backwards over the Episode One, much less be giving thoughts to Episode 2 and 3... right? Well I know a lot of people that are dying for 2 and 3 and not that excited about 1. These people are insane, but hey, it's their sanatarium. THE FOLLOWING (if true [notice the 'if']) IS A SPOILER, AFTER I REACH 0, YOU WILL HAVE NO GRIPES ABOUT THIS. IF YOU DO READ IT, DISCUSS IT IN SECURED AREAS SO THOSE WITH INNOCENT EYES AND EARS DON'T START RIOTS AND PLOT TO BLOW UP PAUL'S RICK KRISPIE CACHE.

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You have two choices, Bubba. A))) Post this, and be the man-of-the-hour for sharing its Jedi-filled goodness witht he huddled masses. B))) Dont, and regret it for the rest of your popcorn-stuffed life.

I have stored in my noggin prequel info that is maybe the aint-it-coolest yet to come across thh wire. How do I know this stuff? Lets just say that I am..... kinfolk to someone WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up the Lucas food chain. My....um....... source doesn't really fill me in on "what goes on at work," because he/she knows that I am a SW junkie, and how frequently I lurk on the net's news/rumor sites. (Yours, Harry my boy, is the creme de la creme...)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAANYHOO...

There will be a ship in the prequels... probably late Episode II... a fighter flown exclusively by Jedi Knights... with no manual controlls. It is a mind-controlled fighter designed as a last ditch attempt to win the Clone Wars. DONT THAT KICK @$$ !!! Think of how this Force fighter changes our POV on A NEW HOPE!!!

When Luke switches off his targeting computer... it will allude to the mind controlled Jedi ship. And when Obi Wan says "Anakin was already a great pilot..." Well, that refers to the Pod Race and Naboo flight.............. but the REAL great hot-dog piloting comes in II or III when Anakin gets into one of the above ships.

I'll contact you when I recieve another of these juicy morsels. If I was discovered leaking info, pal, Id be done for. I'm sending this message VIA a friend in Texas. You can Email me there. Believe me or don't... but my first scoop, and all subsequent scoops, will be validated in 1999, 2002, or 2005.

Until next time, I remain...

Mr. E

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