Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
I got the verification I was looking for. The review was fake. It has been removed. No one died. No one was even, to the best of my knowledge, seriously injured. Everyone can go back to their daily lives now and relax. Civilization as we know it will no longer come to an end due to Steptacular's review being posted. Breathe easy. It will aaaaaallllll be oooooookaaaaaayyy...
"Moriarty" out.
