Hey folks, Harry Know... Oh wait, I can't say it.... My name may kill you.... Especially if you play a purple rhino on a children's television show!!! That rules. My name can allegedly kill children show hosts... So folks, go up to the people in Teletubbies costumes and say, "Harry Knowles" Feel free. You can also try it on Barney and Elmo... but leave the rest of the Sesame Street, Muppets and Feebles alone.... Ok? Thanks. My name can put the smackdown on SMOOCHY!!!!! Awesome.... Now let's try to use my name on Warners' upcoming summer kids film SCOOBY DOO.... God I wish my name could be used as a killing word.... that would rule. Maybe it isn't my name, but if you were to physically drop me on people. That would do it. I could be used as a blunt beating weapon. Or a projectile out of a really huge cannon!!! If Smoochy ate me he might have a heart attack from the cholesteral intake. How else can Harry Knowles be used to kill Smoochy? Inane banter? Witless boredom? Come on folks... work with it. BTW... the word I'm hearing is that DEATH TO SMOOCHY is the best 'wrong' film since BEING JOHN MALKOVICH. Let's hope that comes true!!!
Were you aware that you the official 97th way to kill Smoochy?
It's up on the WB site for Death to Smoochy:
Sammy Jenkis
