GOLDEN GLOBE Winners - FILM

Hey folks, Harry here with the GOLDEN GLOBES. I missed the first 40 minutes of the broadcast, but from my understanding is... here's how it has gone down thus far:

Jennifer Connelly (pant pant drool drool) won SUPPORTING ACTRESS for her work in A BEAUTIFUL MIND.

Jim Broadbent (pant pant drool drool) wond SUPPORTING ACTOR for his work in IRIS

And I've just seen a really cool trailer for THE TIME MACHINE that was just groovily cool. At the very least it'll look good.

Best Actor - Musical / Comedy--- come on Hedwig... come on.... GENE HACKMAN in THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS! That'd been my second pick, I loved Gene in Tenebaums... he rules.... Eww... look Austin Powers' daddy!

Michael Caine presenting for Best Actress - Musical/Comedy --- This'll go to Nicole... NICOLE KIDMAN won for MOULIN ROUGE!!! This is very very great! MOULIN ROUGE has become my second favorite film of the year in terms of CAN'T STOP WATCHING THE THING! I love this movie. Nicole is just a goddess! Look at her, she is so much hotter now that she is single... Dontcha think??

Nicole is so lying with Dick, she knows that she was going to win, there's just no way she didn't know she was going to win. SHE'S SOOOOO CUTE!

Audrey!!!! The real winner of Best Actress comedy... can't believe she wasn't even nominated.

Best Screenplay - The Winner is... A BEAUTIFUL MIND for Akiva Goldsman.... He's come a long ways from BATMAN & ROBIN!!! Congrats... Though I fear many of would have preferred for Christopher Nolan win for MEMENTO... but he won.

Not a film thing, but Jennifer Garner won for Alias, but here's ELEKTRA and she's cute as a button. So Elektra will be played by an Award Winning Actress... groovy!

I don't watch much TV, but that TARGET commercial was way too cool for TARGET. I really dug that ad.

Look it's Feyd-Rautha with MULHOLLAND DRIVE!!!

Naomi Watts!!!!! Yum Yum Yum Yum, Introducing Original Score for Motion Picture.... Come on Howard!!! Go GO GO GO GO!!! LOTR LOTR COME ON!!!! Winner is --- FUCK!!! CRAIG ARMSTRONG for MOULIN ROUGE!!!! ARGH!!! Damn Deaf Folk!

Ryan Phillipe said "Filopsey" when introducing the segment of THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE. I love the word Filopsey!

Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz go COME WHAT MAY!!! I love that song to death and think it is such a rip that it can't win Oscar. They suck. Ewwww that Pearl Harbor song, yuck... And the WINNER IS... UNTIL by STING for KATE & LEOPOLD. Well it is official the Hollywood Foreign Press have ZERO Ear for Music!

Alex Baldwin made Jack Ryan famous before Harrison Ford did! Cool, DEAD HEAT ON A MERRY GO ROUND!!! He was the fucking bomb in that! "I ain't nobody.... DORK!" Hehehehe... HAN SOLO!!! FUCKING A!!!! Oh I get goose pimples watching him do that. He has no reaction watching that. He's just dead looking at that stuff. Weird... Come on... React, have a memory... He just shook his head at the STAR WARS reel... Indiana Jones time.... these segments are not very well cut. There's no real flow to them. Ford seems bored by these clips. WITNESS is awesome. I love him in this film. My favorite Ford performance in MOSQUITO COAST! I love him in this film! WORKING GIRL, my mom so loved this one. PATRIOT GAMES was actually the last film I saw with my Mom before she died. REGARDING HENRY... ugh... Where's FORCE 10 FROM NAVARONE???? Ah, THE FUGITIVE, the first film I saw at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood. AIR FORCE ONE - I wonder how this film would play to an audience nowadays... EWWWWWWWWW --- SIX DAYS SEVEN NIGHTS? That movie fucking sucked ass! Where's BLADE RUNNER, FRANTIC, PRESUMED INNOCENT? WHAT LIES BENEATH... How can you do a tribute to Ford and not show BLADE RUNNER, FRANTIC or PRESUMED INNOCENT? LAME! LAME!!! Show a clip from his next film! There's a small clip from BLADE RUNNER and PRESUMED INNOCENT.... Now Ford is gonna go up and accept the Cecil B Demille award...

I'd pay money to see him light up some Halfling Leaf on stage! Well, let's see what he says, "Sit Down Please, sit down, I'm too old to wait" "My luck is holding out, I'm nominated in a category where the competition was dead!" overall a very very dry speech.

Fiennes is presenting for Best Director, can't wait to see his Cronenberg film this year..... Go Peter!!! This will be the most interesting category... Who is it? ROBERT ALTMAN wins for GOSFORD PARK. Ugh, I'm not a big fan of GOSFORD PARK. I am not a fan of dry British satires... But I love Robert Altman... anyone that made POPEYE and SHORT CUTS and NASHVILLE and MASH... Well, is awesome.

I guess at this point there is pretty much no way LORD OF THE RINGS is going to win anything at the GOLDEN GLOBES... oh well

Kevin Spacey did a great classy tribute to Ted Demme! Kevin is class all the way around. Love that guy! He's here to present BEST PICTURE - Musical Comedy -- I can't believe LEGALLY BLONDE got nominated here... What a weird as hell nominee... Go MOULIN ROUGE!!! I don't think there's any doubt that it won't win. There would be bullets fired if LEGALLY BLONDE won... The Winner is... MOULIN ROUGE!!! Yippeee!!!!!!!!!!

Tom Hanks presenting Best Actress in a Drama -- Go Nicole! The winner is Sissy Spacek for IN THE BEDROOM. I really can't agree with that one. Halle Berry was amazing in MONSTER'S BALL as was Nicole Kidman in THE OTHERS... and personally the best actress of the year was NAOMI WATTS Dammit!!!!

Kate Winslet is so cool and perfect to introduce the LORD OF THE RINGS clip. Ok, here's the clip... Oh, I hate that it is a assembly clip, I'd have done the Gollum/Frodo/Gandalf talk in Moria. DAMN. DAMN! Elijah looks happy!

Ian rules, here's McKellen for Best Foreign Language Film -- AMELIE better win because DEVIL'S BACKBONE isn't there.... Oh... NO MAN'S LAND won. I guess politically right now it is the preferred winner, but it wasn't one of my faves of the year. But a Bosnian film winning is way cool.

Best Actor being presented by Annette, she's looking good tonight... as usual... The winner is RUSSEL CROWE for A BEAUTIFUL MIND. I suppose out of that list, he's the winner but Eric Bana should have not only been nominated, but should have won for CHOPPER. Crowe was excellent!

Ok, now it is time to begin the praying for BEST DRAMA...

Here's Mel Gibson to present Best Motion Picture - Drama SELECTED Please win please win please win.... A BEAUTIFUL MIND won. Congratulations goes out to Ron Howard for winning, though it isn't my first pick... I have to admit at this point I am not at all suprised that it won. Brian... move so that Ron can talk! Move!

Let Ron Speak! Let Ron Speak

Now, let's all hope that Ron makes that John Sayles ALAMO script!