THE RUMOR HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY LUCASFILM.... ugh -- Harry

Harry here. A long time ago when PHANTOM MENACE came out, Joe Hallenbeck and he was his usually violent self wanting evil ends to befall George's young uns because he claimed they were ruining his beloved STAR WARS films. Personally I felt this wasn't true. Ewoks predated the children of Lucas (didn't they?) besides I had fun with PHANTOM MENACE... the next films were supposed to be of a darker tone... what could an early teen girl and kids possibly do to fuck up STAR WARS...... This rumor hit about 4 nights ago. I decided not to run it because I wanted to hope and pray that it was bunk, junk and crap of a major level. As this rumor has spread far and wide and is appearing in newspapers and on tv shows, I've finally decided to go ahead and place it here. I still haven't seen official comments from Lucasfilm, but we should see them very soon. I guess my 'positive spin' is... if NSYNC are playing cameo Jedi... Well we know that all the Jedi are supposed to be hunt down and killed... and if Anakin or Jango Fett or Count Dooku really want to endear themselves to us for all time... taking a lightsabre to the glam-boy-band NSYNC and doing the ginsu blade of death routine on them all... would RULE! However, I suppose it would be better over all if this was just.... NOT TRUE. Let us all gather in a communal circle, join hands and pray that it isn't so.

Hey Harry,

(I wish the following were untrue)

I wanted to pass on a gut-churning rumor I just heard. Entertainment Tonight (or some replica) just revealed that Lucas is putting the members of NSync in Episode 2. Apparently his 13 year old daughter begged him to include the saccharine fluff-hosers, so he's inserting them as extras who will die. In other news, authorities have sent out a search party to find Lucas' soul.

Call me AgentSmith.

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