Knowles To Appear In AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER!!!!! Not As Fat Bastard Wisenheimer!

Hey folks, Harry here... There's been tons of rumor circulating about AUSTIN POWERS 3... the latest has been that whole Pierce Brosnan thing, which apparently was just made up by somebody somewhere... However, Knowles is up for the lead romantic female interest for Austin 'Danger' Powers... No, this isn't a FREAKS/CRYING GAME type of thing... this will not be a bearded fat crossdresser romance between myself and Mr Powers, but rather Beyonce Knowles of DESTINY'S CHILD is in the near signing stage for the part.

So the babes he's bedded thus far have been Elizabeth Hurley, Heather (pant pant pant pant) Graham and next will be Beyonce Knowles! Can a McFarlane Action Figure be too far away then? I think not. They have probably already begun the sculpting process. Hehehe... Soon you'll be able to pose your Fat Bastard (aka Harry Knowles toy) with these three babes!!! And I'll think good thoughts about ya! This was originally reported by Hollywood Reporter!