AICN MAINTENANCE ALERT! PLEASE READ HERE ABOUT POSSIBLE HICCUPS!

Hey Folks, Harry here... Have you noticed Site Slowdowns Recently? Me too. After talking to the vast AICN Technical Services Department (which stretches around the world to provide you with seamless service), we have decided to UPGRADE our SERVER POWER to you. Thus making my illiterate rants come faster!!! Oh Joy!!! As a result of this glorious decision, you may experience a hiccup (defined as possible day or two down, if it goes badly, but seamless if the gremlins don't FUCK IT UP!). So drink some water, and relax... All is going as planned. This has been a notice from the AICN T.S.D. Now don't panic.